Thanksgiving and the Average Stripper

I worked on Thanksgiving!

So.. what is a stripper thankful for?

CandyJane is thankful for: (not in any order whatsoever)

1. The club being HEATED!! San Francisco is FUH REEZING during the holidays and it does not help that our outfits are a bit scarce.

2. Alcohol! It makes talking to "clients" easier. Especially when they have a BAAD case of the uglies!

3. My girls! No, not the ones on my chest, but the ones that I work with. These girls are the absolute best and they are gorgeous. ;) They always know how to put a smile on my face.

4. God... yes there is one. He made me as lovely as I am and I thank him each and every day

5. Family! Mine has my back and love me no matter what!

So there you have it..

what are you thankful for?

Fickle Cattle, you are so RIGHT!

The comment left by Fickle Cattle is so dead on.. whoever makes a reality show series about a strip club is bound to cash in. Sexy girls, alcohol, cat fights, money..

The ratings would be crazy!

Anywho, so I actually did go into the office last night and did quite well. None of my regulars showed up (I have 5), but I got lucky with a really nice customer! Yaaay me! I was in the Champagne room for 2 hours with this fella. He claimed that he was from out of town. Here on a "business trip". His name was Frank.. I forgot his last name.. but he was just an average white male.

I thought he was going to waste my time but after sharing a few drinks with him and whispering into his ear, he was aaallllll mine!!

The cherry on top was the fact that Paradise did not rear her ugly head all night!

Bless my lucky stars!

I even made enough to buy some pretty high priced xmas gifts for my loved ones. =)

Till next time!

CandyJane

I'm NOT going into the "office" tonight!

I really don't want to.
I know the holiday season is in full effect and all. Gotta do christmas shopping for the fam and all that.

I work at one of the larger topless clubs in SF. I will not go fully nude. I have been dancing since I turned 18 and I just refuse to show my nana onstage. I know, I know, a stripper with morals. But hey, it is what it is.

Considering it is tuesday, there should't be too many girls working tonight. The god-awful rain may keep customers at home with their wives though. Ahhh what to do? Decisions, decisions.

I wonder if that bitch Paradise will be in? We got into an arguement last friday. Dumb beezy was trying to get at MY customer and she knew damn well that he is my regular. Red (my regular) doesn't even like white girls! Fyi, I am an asian dancer. One of the hottest in SF. :)
I have a petite body with curves in all the right places! Not to mention a face to go along with it!
Anyways, Paradise is a big boned white girl with huge fake boobs. She makes good money, but not like me. I' m just being real. She was so upset that Red and I were in the Champagne Room for three hours. When I went to the locker room to take a break, Paradise made a bee line for Red. She was stroking his arm and trying to get him to buy her a drink.
As soon as I emerged from the locker room, Red stood up and started walking toward me. Can you believe that this begging ass bitch grabbed him and started yelling at ME for trying to take her customer? Lol
We kept exchanging heated words (they do not need to be repeated here) until the bouncers broke it up and sent us both home.

DRAMA!

Should I go in tonight?
No.. yes.. no..

(SIGH) I guess I'm going in tonight.


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Thank you, loves!

CandyJane

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